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beckysanspants:

whitepajamas:

THINGS I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO BUY. 
I WALKED PAST THIS IN A BARGAIN STORE, TODAY, AND DIDN’T THINK TOO MUCH ABOUT IT, TUCKED IN AMONGST THE KIDS TOYS, AS IT WAS. 
UNTIL I LOOKED A LITTLE CLOSER AT THE PACKAGING. 

“VOGUE MEAT GRINDER”
“WHERE DREAMS BEGIN” 

THE BEST PART IS THAT WHEN YOU OPEN IT UP IT’S A BATTERY-POWERED MOVING MUSICAL MEAT GRINDER THAT LIGHTS UP AND IS BEDECKED WITH DISNEY PRINCESS KNOCKOFFS.xI’M NOT SURE WHERE MY DREAMS BEGIN BUT I’M GUESSING THAT WHEREVER THEY ARE THEY’RE DIRECTED BY TIM BURTON.

beckysanspants:

whitepajamas:

THINGS I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO BUY. 

I WALKED PAST THIS IN A BARGAIN STORE, TODAY, AND DIDN’T THINK TOO MUCH ABOUT IT, TUCKED IN AMONGST THE KIDS TOYS, AS IT WAS. 

UNTIL I LOOKED A LITTLE CLOSER AT THE PACKAGING. 

“VOGUE MEAT GRINDER”

“WHERE DREAMS BEGIN” 

THE BEST PART IS THAT WHEN YOU OPEN IT UP IT’S A BATTERY-POWERED MOVING MUSICAL MEAT GRINDER THAT LIGHTS UP AND IS BEDECKED WITH DISNEY PRINCESS KNOCKOFFS.xI’M NOT SURE WHERE MY DREAMS BEGIN BUT I’M GUESSING THAT WHEREVER THEY ARE THEY’RE DIRECTED BY TIM BURTON.